Carcharian King’s strategy: from Mender’s Tomb

Phederal asked, “Do you want me to send another scouting party, my king?”
Lunniedale said, “Sea chicken ****, no, Phederal! You are a dawg fish t**d! Gurgla, organize a hundred warriors into a phalanx. Send them to the far side of the sea to engage the newcomers. They may leave Doug-less via the dry corridor. That’ll get them onto the shoreline well on the way to the interlopers’ bastion. Brace, send squads of scouts through the sea. Tease them! Keep them on edge. Make sorties against their wall. I don’t care if you inflict casualties or damage. Just worry the ever-loving **** out of them. Gurgla, organize the hundred warriors in phalanx formation. Move along the seashore loudly. Make sure they know you are coming. Make them think it’s an all-out attack.”
Phederal timidly said, “My king, we can’t storm their fortress with a hundred guys. These folk turned back a triskaidekapod and Giant Amebus. Shouldn’t we attack in legion force and from all directions?”
Lunniedale said facetiously, “May I be king and command, **** for brains? We will use the teasing from Brace’s scouts to keep them occupied from the sea. Phederal, do you have any idea how heavy our losses would be to go through the sea lions’ territory in order to attack from the east? Do you not remember Doug and Guppie’s great grandfather Knuckle’s party? Let the newcomers think we only have a hundred warriors to throw against them. My friend Guppie has provided us a dozen wyvern hide shields to protect our phalanx. Feign attacks, you idiot! Draw their fire! Waste their resources! When they are tired and worn down I’ll send in my full forces. Fishtrap, I know your father Crudle. We had good competitions in the arenas. Mind you, I usually kicked his a**, but we have long been friends. You honor me by joining my forces.”